Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Obviously!

So there I was, sitting in front of my non-responding computer, puzzled, when I muttered: "Why oh why is my laptop frozen?"

Mary, standing behind me, piped up: "I know why."

Me: "You do?"

Mary: "Of course I know why. Because it's cold!"

Me: "Oh, aren't you clever?"

Mary: "Well, not really. It's pretty obvious. Why else would it be frozen?"

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Wanna Play the Shadow Game?

Unfortunately for Mary, she has learned how to play the Shadow Game* on exactly the same day that her teacher gave her glowing praise for her above-grade-level skills and delightful classroom presence.

Those two seemingly-unrelated facts canceled each other out in that imaginary, giant scoresheet of Parenting Moments.

Kidding, just kidding. . .well, sort of.

*If by some grace of God, you haven't been properly introduced to the Shadow Game, here's a little preview:

Me: "I'll be in the basement folding laundry."
Mary: "I'll be in the basement folding laundry."
Me: "Oh, good, you're going to help me."
Mary: "Oh, good, you're going to help me."
Me: "Let's go. Start folding!"
Mary: "Let's go. Start folding!"
And on and on and on and on and on. . .

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Overheard

A few choice sentences from the Loeb household today:

"Mom, I'm bored. Can I please, please, please mop the kitchen floor?"


"Ellery told me that if you get married, you have to kiss a boy, and that is why I am never, ever getting married. Gross!"

"No, Daddy can't pick you up from ballet this morning, he is busy butchering an elk."

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Sap

This week has been uber-busy as I try to complete a few big consulting projects, which means there hasn't been much time for those silly luxuries like sleep or exercise. And without those things, I'm often not feeling very gracious. But, this morning, as I walked home after taking Lucy to preschool, it hit me. "It" being an overwhelming sense of gratitude.

I. Love. My. Life.

We are so fortunate to have our health, much laughter in our home, a roof over our heads, creative and bright kids, a (mostly) lovable gray dog, close family and true friends. I guess it's that Thanksgiving thankfulness, striking a week early.

So now it's time to get back to these projects. I promise more interesting posts will come next week. Until then, I hope all of you, my family and friends, are hit with a surprise dose of that gratitude-laden joy as well.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Guest Author

Curtis has been elk hunting for nine days and is hopefully returning late tonight. Being solo, I haven't had much time this week for blogging, so I asked Mary if she wanted to guest author a post. She was delighted! So here is a blog post, brought to you by Mary (age 5) done in her own typing with my help spelling:

we are typ[ping on moms computer right now but before we go to bed I think we need to eat dessert right mmom

dad is in the muntainss hunting for kiytty cats for us and will bring 2 of them home to us to b pets so we cannot wait for him to get back from his hunting trip
that is all
mary

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Waving the white flag

Apparently, I shouldn't have taunted H1N1, as he decided to pick on me. But, really, with Lucy up at night sneezing those little swiney molecules right into my face, reaching for me in the dark and grabbing my mouth by mistake, the germs were given to me more easily than a direct-deposit paycheck. So, it's no surprise that the devilish H1N1 got me, too. It was a very rough week.

The good news is we are over the worst. Lucy recovered well, and is back to her full-fledged energetic self. I'm finally rid of the fever, and working on saying adios to the cough.

One amazing thing that happens when you spend many feverish days in bed: you get to hear snippets of your spouse in what is typically your role. Curtis was incredibly patient with the girls, played imaginative games with them, told them tall tales (they are now under some strange impression that there is a "Good Behavior Pill" they take each morning, which I need to understand more clearly), he was great at making Mary's lunches every day (no illegal m&ms as far as I know), and even did load upon load of laundry. Nothing could have made me happier. Except, of course, not having that cursed 103 degree fever to begin with. And special thanks to my mom, for soup delivery and school pick-ups. We are so grateful for the help, and hope you doused yourself in sanitizer before you left the premises.

Anyway, that's the update from Casa Loeb in case you were worrying. I would try to think of some clever way to close this lame health update, but I'm not quite that well recovered yet. Blame my boring post on Mr. H1N1. (Just be sure to do it anonymously, or he might come after you, too!)

Halloween pics (I hope we have some... Curtis??) to come soon...

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Foul Play

Okay, fine, Mr. H1N1. You got us. Happy now? But it's hardly fair to go after the three year old. Pick on someone your own size, will ya?